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Illus. Evkay Alkerway

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AWOL

Instant , (3)

Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Illus. Stephen Tappin

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Bosom Buddy

Creature — Elephant Townsfolk 1/4, (4)

Whenever you play a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

"Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ."

Illus. Dan Scott

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Cardpecker

Creature — Bird 1./1, (2)

Flying

Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Illus. Richard Sardinha

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Cheap Ass

Creature — Donkey Townsfolk 1/3., (2)

Spells you play cost {½} less to play.

And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.

Illus. Randy Gallegos

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Circle of Protection: Art

Enchantment , (2)

As Circle of Protection: Art comes into play, choose an artist.

: The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.

Illus. Jim “Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown” Pavelec


Collector Protector

Creature — Human Gamer 2/5, (5)

, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.

"Here—have a Mudhole."

Illus. Christopher Rush

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Drawn Together

Enchantment , (4)

As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.

Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable Bwahahahaaa"—Pete Venters

Illus. Pete “Fear Me” Venters


Emcee

Creature — Human Rogue 0/1, (3)

Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.

Illus. Quinton Hoover

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Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Instant , (3)

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost.

Remove target enchantment from the game.

Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, abrade, chafe, fray, frazzle, scuff, and scrub.

Illus. Pete “Yes the Urza's Legacy One” Venters


Fascist Art Director

Creature — Human Horror 2/2, (3)

: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford,After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.

Illus. Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr.


First Come, First Served

Enchantment , (2)

The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.

The Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.

Illus. Thomas Gianni

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Frankie Peanuts

Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue 2/3, (4)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.

Illus. Thomas M. Baxa

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Head to Head

Instant , (1)

You and target opponent play Seven Questions about the top card of that player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—and the player reveals the card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice.

Illus. Thomas Gianni

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Ladies' Knight

Creature — Human Knight 2/2, (4)

Flying

Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing play cost less to play. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively by women.)

"I said ‘Put him in a core set, not a corset'"—Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

Illus. Ron Spears

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Little Girl

Creature — Human Child 0./0., (1)

In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed.

Illus. Rebecca Guay

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Look at Me, I'm R&D

Enchantment , (3)

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Illus. spork;

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Man of Measure

Creature — Human Knight 2/2, (3)

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.

As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

You need to be this tall to play this card.

Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.


Save Life

Instant , (1)

Choose one Target player gains 2½ life; or prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Save" or "Life," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Who consistently managed to win.

Illus. Ray Lago

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Standing Army

Creature — Human Soldier 2/4, (4)

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)

They're the chair
men of the bored.

Illus. Randy Gallegos

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